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The Water Closet
There was a certain English lady who, during a visit to Switzerland, was having difficulty finding a room. The lady decided to ask the local schoolmaster to help her. After a satisfactory room had been found, she returned to her home and did some packing. Suddenly, it occured to her that she hadn't noticed a W.C. (in England, the toilet is calle...