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Future Irish Mother-in-law
This young Dublin fella comes home all excited to tell his ma he's fallen in love and going to get married. He says:
"Just for fun, Ma, I'm going to bring over three women and you just try and guess which one I'm going to marry."
The mother agrees, so the next day he brings along three beautiful and sits them down on th...