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Noise Hippos Make When They Fart Underwater
At an international meeting, to surgeons were having an argument. The Indian surgeon was saying, "No no no, I am telling you it is Woomba"
The African surgeon is saying, "No Man, it is Whoooooommmmmm"
They go on like this for about 10 minutes. Up comes the English surgeon, and interrupts them.
"Excuse me ch...