UK map jokes

The British Isles - The United Kingdom - Great Britain, just some phrases that vaguely talk about the islands that comprise England, Scotland, Wales and Ireland.

There's lots of confusion about the taxonomy of some of the above phrases, but considering you're on a joke website, hopefully your ire and outrage can be successfully contained. Our funny British joke selection showcases the best in UK funnies, the British sense of humour, and probably some naff weather jokes thrown into the bargain.

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Two Irishmen And The Brothel

Two Irishmen were sitting in a pub having a beer and watching the brothel across the street.

They saw a Baptist minister walk into the brothel, and one of them said: "Aye, tis a shame to see a man of the cloth goin bad."

Then they saw a rabbi enter the brothel, and the other Irishman said, "Aye, tis a shame to see ...