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An Air Freight To Australia
An air freight flight flying across the Pacific to Australia was also carrying five passengers an American, A Frenchman, a German, an Englishman, and an Irishman. They'd almost reached their destination near Australia, when one of the plane's four engines caught on fire.
"Don't worry," said the pilot, as he activated the fire e...