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Tube Drivers On The London Underground
Below are genuine announcements made by Tube Drivers on the London Underground. The Tube is the London underground system .
At Camden town station on a crowded Saturday afternoon.
"Please let the passengers off the train first. Please let the passengers off the train first. Please let the passengers off the train first. Let ...