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Three Kick Method
A solicitor from Dublin, while hunting in the West, brought down a fowl which landed in a farmer's field. As the lawyer climbed over the wall to retrieve the bird, the elderly owner appeared asking what he was doing. The litigator replied:
"I shot that bird y'see lyin there, and now I'm about to pick it up."
The old man...