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Manyana Means Tomorrow, But Feels More Like A Fruit
Spanish singer Julio Iglesias was on television with British TV host Anne Diamond when he used the word manyana Diamond asked him to explain what it meant. He said that the term means "maybe the job will be done tomorrow, maybe the next day, maybe the day after that. Perhaps next week, next month, next year. Who cares."