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The Talking Dog
A guy has a talking dog. He brings it to a talent scout.
"This dog can speak English," he claims to the unimpressed agent.
"Okay, Sport," the guys says to the dog, "what's on the top of a house?"
Roof! the dog replies.
"Oh, come on..." the talent agent responds. "All do...