UK map jokes

The British Isles - The United Kingdom - Great Britain, just some phrases that vaguely talk about the islands that comprise England, Scotland, Wales and Ireland.

There's lots of confusion about the taxonomy of some of the above phrases, but considering you're on a joke website, hopefully your ire and outrage can be successfully contained. Our funny British joke selection showcases the best in UK funnies, the British sense of humour, and probably some naff weather jokes thrown into the bargain.

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Green Donkey Ireland Strikes Again

One St. Patrick's Day an old peat farmer rode into his local village on his prize donkey to celebrate the day. He tied his mule and went into his favorite pub where he spent several hours with several pints and songs and not a few stories. On leaving the pub he was shocked to find that someone had painted his prize mule green. He touched her jus...