UK map jokes

The British Isles - The United Kingdom - Great Britain, just some phrases that vaguely talk about the islands that comprise England, Scotland, Wales and Ireland.

There's lots of confusion about the taxonomy of some of the above phrases, but considering you're on a joke website, hopefully your ire and outrage can be successfully contained. Our funny British joke selection showcases the best in UK funnies, the British sense of humour, and probably some naff weather jokes thrown into the bargain.

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Four Corporate Presidents Kidnapped By Terrorists

Four corporate presidents, one English, one French, one Japanese and one American, were on their way to an international business conference when they were kidnapped by terrorists and taken to a secret hideout.

"You, your companies, and you countries are enemies of the Revolution," screamed the terrorist leader, "and you'r...