UK map jokes

The British Isles - The United Kingdom - Great Britain, just some phrases that vaguely talk about the islands that comprise England, Scotland, Wales and Ireland.

There's lots of confusion about the taxonomy of some of the above phrases, but considering you're on a joke website, hopefully your ire and outrage can be successfully contained. Our funny British joke selection showcases the best in UK funnies, the British sense of humour, and probably some naff weather jokes thrown into the bargain.

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Random joke:
Irish Priest Fisherman

An Irish priest loved to fly fish, it was an obsession of his. So far this year the weather had been so bad that he hadn't had a chance to get his beloved waders on and his favorite flies out of their box. Strangely though, every Sunday the weather had been good, but of course Sunday is the day he has to go to work. The weather forecast was good...