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School Play In Scotland
A Scots boy came home from school and told his mother he had been given a part in the school play.
"Wonderful," says the mother, "What part is it?"
The boy says "I play the part of the Scottish husband."
The mother scowls and says: "Go back and tell your teacher you want a speaking part....