UK map jokes

The British Isles - The United Kingdom - Great Britain, just some phrases that vaguely talk about the islands that comprise England, Scotland, Wales and Ireland.

There's lots of confusion about the taxonomy of some of the above phrases, but considering you're on a joke website, hopefully your ire and outrage can be successfully contained. Our funny British joke selection showcases the best in UK funnies, the British sense of humour, and probably some naff weather jokes thrown into the bargain.

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On The Windows Cd

Recently one of my friends, a computer wizard, paid me a visit. As we were talking I mentioned that I had recently installed Windows on my PC, I told him how happy I was with this operating system and showed him the Windows CD. Too my astonishment and distress he threw it into my micro-wave oven and turned it on. I was upset because the CD had b...